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Let’s Ban Sunglasses!

Posted May 5th, 2010 by Lesley Hazleton

If the Islamic veil needs to be banned for security reasons — if the full niqab is indeed a form of criminal concealment, foiling identification by security personnel — then let’s be logical:

let’s ban sunglasses

and big floppy sunhats

and tinted contact lenses.

let’s ban wigs

and hair extensions

and make-up.

let’s ban beards

and clowns’ faces

and cosmetic surgery

and mustaches

and baseball caps

and hair dye

and skin lighteners

and spray-on tans.

let’s ban and ban and ban

until there’s nothing left to ban any more

and then we’ll be….

safe?

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File under: Islam | Tagged: Tags: accidental theologist, banning the veil, Islamic veil, niqab, veil, women in Islam | 1 Comment
  1. Tea-mahm says:
    May 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Ah, yes! Safe at last! It seems to be forgotten that “Islam” from the root – SaLaMa– means: peaceful surrender to Unity, it also has to do with feeling safe.
    Good poem.
    T’m

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