Like we really needed this:
This is how to advance the cause of gun control?
What the hell was Obama thinking? Why on earth did he feel the need to claim that he was into skeet-shooting “all the time”? And then to kowtow to Fox News demands for “proof” by releasing this photo?
So go ahead, accidental theologists. Let’s caption this photo.
Fire away!
Here’s a few that come instantly to mind:
— “Hey, see how tough I am — I can shoot lumps of clay to smithereens all day!”
— “Look, ma, I can make things go Bang!”
— “I’m the new Teddy Roosevelt.”
— “I shoot, ergo I’m American.”
— “I shoot, ergo I am.”
Caption: By any means necessary.
For God and Country! Geronimo!
A friend just said “There’s a Django Unchained caption in here somewhere…”
Practice for the front line…
Pl:Add “I’m in need of somewhereto throw my moneyaway,so I happily donate it to money hungry idiots related to this doubtful “sport”….I fiddle “While Rome burns”ZS
I’m the Nobel Peace Prize laureate, dammit!
The finalists:
— “I’m the Nobel Peace Prize laureate, dammit!”
— “For God and country! Geronimo!”
— By any means necessary.
And the Oscar goes to… Abdul Wadood!
Oh my god, the Kenya has a gun!